Petzl puts an awful lot of thought into these holiday inspired tech notices (look for the Santa one as well). They're goofy but also pretty practical. The Petzl solution for zombie escape is a favorite amongst the preppers in our company (yes there are a few). We particularly love the EXO system to bailout in urban environments. Time to start growing out that "throat-protecting beard"!
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